As per usual is the theme of this list. These are all thing things that are the same as most other days:

1. The German Shepherd and I are wedged onto the couch together.
2. It is sunny yet chilly.
3. I began yet another attempt to clean my apartment, became overwhelmed by the monstrosity of the task, and quit, so once again, I am sitting in a living room rendered unusable by all the stuff stacked up.
4. Despite quite a bit of coffee this morning, I’d still really like to take a nap right now.
5. My mother has called me multiple times in an attempt to burn up her cell phone minutes.
6. Jen and I were taunted by friends and her fiancée because we have not acted on our ambitious plan to make our own “Bridal Boot Camp.”
7. Saturday = therapy
8. I’m still unemployed.
9. My knees are still thoroughly bruised from last Saturday’s Snowboarding-Then-Food-Poisoning Extravaganza.
10. Dog’s feet still smell like corn chips.