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 March theme: lists

Today’s theme: Lazy.

I’ve been feeding the addiction, although I think I’m on a serious losing streak. Some days, I am Scrabble Master. Today, I had brain freeze. But even bad Scrabble is a good day, with the dog covering the foot of the bed.

I’ve also been trolling the self-described fashionista blogs and websites. I have one thing to say, people, and it bears repeating:

Only Kate Moss Can Wear Skinny Jeans.

God, these poor women in all these pictures, who so obviously care a great deal about their appearance and put so much thought and effort into their wardrobes, they must have seen these skinny jeans on Kate and thought, she looks great! And SHE does, because she has the body of a 14 year old boy.

But while we’re on the subject, Kate’s a pretty girl and all, but . . . why would you want to be her? Have you SEEN the men she dates? Pete Doherty? Skank-a-ma-pot-amus. I fail to see his allure, at all, and yet, he dates supermodel after supermodel. Kate’s dating someone else now whose name escapes me, but who appears to be interchangeable with Pete. He looks equally dirty, unkempt, and drug addled.

I think maybe I’ve spent a little too much time thinking about Kate Moss.