March theme: lists

What I accomplished today:

1. I ate cashew brittle in bed, thereby filling it with pesky sharp little crumbs of brittle.

2. Boosted my Scrabulous rating up over 1400, then promptly got a thrashing, which lowered my rating.

3. In addition to the cashew brittle, I have eaten every meal today in bed.

4. I napped for several hours this afternoon.

5. Proved that I am worthy of this dog’s love and devotion by taking her outside and throwing the ball for her 2-3 times.

6. Took a long hot bath during which time I reat two trashy gossip magazines, thereby satisfying my burning curiosity about several “celebrities” who I did not know were famous.

7. Giving some serious thought to having a peanut butter sandwich to alleviate this too-sweet sick feeling I have thanks to the brittle (remarkably short on cashews, I might add).

8. Also giving serious thought to reading a real book, the sort without pictures.